Senyum2 lepas sahur... =))

Got this from this site. hehe. saje2 nak share. =)

Ceritanya cam ni,

Ada seorang pompuan , masa tu dia sedang berhenti ditepi jalan sambil melihat keadaan keretanya yang kemek.
hari dah nak masuk magrib, dia menjadi semakin resah. Dah lah jalan tu sempit, lampu jalan tak de pulak.

Tiba-tiba datang sebuah motosikal datang dari arah bertentangan. Dah lah tak pasang lampu, tak pakai topi keledar.. laju pulak tu.. macam pelesit.
Perempuan tu apa lagi, dia terus menjerit " Hoi.. Babiiiiiiiii....... Slow
sikit....."

Bila mendengar laungan perempuan tu, apa lagi, penunggang motosikal tu pun menjerit balas .. "Celaka!!!!! F**k you!!!, P****k kau!!!".." Bagerooo..."
sedap jer cakap babi...."

Selang beberapa saat.. tiba-tiba terdengar satu dentuman yang kuat....
Perempuan tadi berlari kearah bunyi dentuman tersebut..
Apabila sampai ke sana, kelihatan budak tu terpelanting dalam semak manakala motosikal nya remuk sama sekali.

Rupa-rupanya, dia dah langar babi yang telah dilanggar oleh perempuan tadi.

Moral of the Story : "Hoi babi!!!!!!!! slow skit!!!!" tu bukanya marah...
tapi nak bagi tau jer....yang ada babi tergolek kat depan....hehehehehehe

But i would have been better if that kakak has said: "Dik, ade babi kt depan!! slow sket!!" hehehe..

Everything should be said and stated clearly. kalau tak spinning laa jawab nye mcm coretan CheDet nie.. But i guess, what CheDet meant was writing a report about what a person has said in a totally different meaning. Alaaa.. mcm one of the Dr. House nye episodes when a reality tv is following his team for a coverage on a dysmorphic boy who wishes to undergo a very risky plastic surgery operation tu...

but anyways, Ramadhan is ending pretty soon. Terasa mcm sekejap sangat je Ramadhan this year.. Hope I will make the best of it. =)

N i'm looking foward to going back this friday!! bestnye2!! but along n abang will be celebrating 1st Shawal at their in-laws. Huhuhu.. Sure a bit sunyi Raya this year. =(