hehe..

The medical specialty for you is.... Internal Medicine

Internal medicine is better than any of the specialties. When a patient comes in for a check-up, you can send them home with a clean bill of health. And when a patient comes in with high blood pressure, you can prescribe one of a wide variety of drugs, including beta-blockers, diuretics, and ACE inhibitors. And when a patient comes in with some other problem, you will be able to refer them to one of a long list of your colleagues.

To find out what specialty best fits your unique personality, go to:

What Medical Specialty Is For You?

what hurts...

is when the thing that you really want and has almost have,
suddenly being taken away.

hmmm...

but then again,
"Every situation, if properly perceived, will become an opportunity. ~ by Helen Schuman"

Just bounce back, get back to the track, and you'll be fine again. =)

lol!!

Medical Jokes

The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph.D. for the Journal of Court Reporting. These and other language gems will be featured in Lederer's new book - Fractured English, to be published by Pocket Books in the fall of 1997.

• By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
  
• Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
  
• On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
  
• She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
  
• The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983
  
• Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
  
• I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor.
  
• The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
  
• Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
  
• The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
  
• Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
  
• The patient refused an autopsy.
  
• The patient has no past history of suicides.
  
• The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
  
• Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
  
• The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
  
• She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
  
• The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.
  
• The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
  
• Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
  
• The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
  
• Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you would like to work her up.
  
• She is numb from her toes down.
  
• While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
  
• The skin was moist and dry.
  
• Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
  
• Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
  
• Patient was alert and unresponsive.
  
• When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
  
• MD during a physical exam, stated, in my ears, "I am unable to arouse this woman", personally, I really don't think he should have bragged about it.

=)))

finally!! dah ade internet connexion at my place in Penang! hehe.

so, might do some updates later.

later then. daa....!!

clinical years begins..

hmmm.. it has been almost 6weeks now saye di penang for my clinical phase... all i can say.. seriously, its not that easy. penat! letih! hmmm.. but interesting. hehe.

wanted to write more but couldnt. got lots of things to be done. maybe after ive got an internet connexion kat rumah, then only i can update my blog nie lagi...

anyways, its fun here. hehe.. yeah rite.

Happy 23rd B'day to Me!

Allah, Dialah yang menciptakan kamu dari keaadaan lemah. Kemudian Dia menjadikan kamu sesudah keadaan lemah itu menjadi kuat, kemudian Dia kembalikan sesudah kuat itu lemah kembali dan beruban. Dia menciptakan apa yang dikehendaki-Nya dan Dia-lah yang Maha Mengetahui lagi Maha Kuasa.

Surah Al-Rum, ayat 54

hurmm... dah doploh tige tahun saye hidup di dunia nie... which also means that dah doploh tige tahun saye meninggalkan dunie nie... how many more years shall i live..? only Allah knows.. =)

Semoga hari-hari yg mendatang ini sentiase di rahmati-Nya dan semoga hati ini terus mendapat nur dari-Nya...

finally!! eXam!

18/01/07
Renal Endocrine Genito-urinary Breast Module
1400-1630hr

19/01/07
CNS, Locomotor Movement Module
0930-1200hr

Haemoto-Lymphoid, Tropical Medicine Module
1400-1630hr

22/01/07
Combined MCQ
1400-1630hr

24/01/07 OSCE!!
1030

iLL be free by the 24th at about 12!!! ^_^

*ya Allah.. berikanlah aku kekuatan untuk menempuhi minggu2 peperiksaan ini.... aminn..*

new mEmber!!

welcome to the worLD muzammil muaz!!!
^_^ *xoxo*

cik teh miss u already.
owh how i wish im home with everyone...
='(

SomeMoreQuotes

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow.

Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character.

Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference.

It's easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive.

Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.


Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others.
It is because we are different that each of us is special.

Do not set your goals by what other people deem important.
Only you know what is best for you.

Do not let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past nor for the future.
By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life.

Do not give up when you still have something to give.
Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other.

Do not be afraid to encounter risks.
It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.

Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find.
The quickest way to receive love is to give love; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly.

Do not dismiss your dreams.
To be without dreams is to be without hope; to be without hope is to be without purpose.

Do not run through life so fast that you forget not only where you have been, but also where you are going.
Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way.

Have a wonderful day.

melayu.. malay.. malaise...

hurmm...

i am currently revising on the musculoskeletal system.
n while doing the reading, that title came across my mind.
then i remembered, a colleague said, "nape eh, perkataan melayu selalu berkait ngan negative things...?"

hmm... u with me?
okey, let me elaborate a bit.
meLAYU
malaise which means a feeling of 'discomfortness' n weakness
then there's this one bone disease call osteoMALACIA (in which there inadequate mineralization of the bone which in turn will lead to bone pain n tiny-miny-micro-fractures..)

mmm... kenape yeh...?

then there's JANJI MELAYU. obviously everyone knows what it means.

even Tun Dr. M had recited MELAYU MUDAH LUPA.

urmm... so, do we wanna be that kinda melayu...?

*gotta sambung balik my work.. emm... wut was me doing td?? lupe..!*

goin' mAd @_@

urmm... i guess this eXams is driving me mad. huhu

this morning, i nearly missed my subuh prayer.
sebab ape??
i was really convinced by a really vivid dream.
it is as tho i has been awake for hours.
dah subuh, even mandi then have breakfast.
dah start revising stuffs.

n the funny thing is that i thought that i had a melanoma!! (its a skin cancer)
sbb i noticed (in that dream laa tp) there's this strange kinda big, really dark mole, at just below my left clavicle! which is kinda funny looking with raised edges, it's itchy and has that 'peau d'orange' appearance! and has this white small dots on it. (this is when i was in the shower ~ maybe sbb i remembered a lecturer once said, that most women noticed that they had a lump in their breast is when they're in the shower.. urmm.. but what does a skin cancer have to do with breast lump anyway..? hohOho )

then later, i was replying along's text msg, (sbb earlier she text me, saying that she's gonna having the C-sect on friday) tetibe dgr suare sab, "maz... subuh...."

n i was like... ahhh!!!! tak bangun lagi rupe nye! damn! its 08:23. n im actually masih di bawah duvet! hampir terlepas subuh! (subuh habis at 08:36) sibbaik there's sab.

hurmm... tu laa... len kali tdo basuh kaki! ;p

*exams in 8days~gambatte ne!!*

haPpY b'DaY mUji!!!

may allah bless u always my dear..

cik teh doakan muji akan jadi insan yg berguna..
diberkati selalu oleh Ilahi
disayangi oleh semua sntiase
jage n hormat selalu ibu bape n datuk nenek nye..
jadi abang yg penyayang pade adik2 nye nnt..
jadi anak buah yg baik pade makcik2 n pakcik2 nye..
mase depan yg cerah selalu
n the list goes on..... =)

*muahhh!!! rindu nye budak kecik yg semakin membesar nih!!*

can i...? ^_~

its a Canon Digital IXUS850 IS. =))

hishh!! i shud be studying at this moment! ^_~

p/s: but this one makes my heart beats faster... owh, im having a palpitation now.. owh its pretty fast..!! owh i wanna get to know him better! owh yeahh....!! muahahaha!!
(plz ignore me.. im getting tak betul abit.. i guess its a pre-exam syndrome ;p now im blamming it on exam.. haishh!)


anyway, selamat tahun baru to all!